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Times that the Doctor and Rose were.

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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

awkwardly-cute:

audiodude:

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blackened-feathers:

DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH DUH CIRCUS

DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH DUH AFRO

CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO

POLKA-DOT POLKA-DOT AFRO!

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santanadelrey:

i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets

and my personal favorite

 

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thundergoddess:

you walk into the dimly-lit room, with a few candles lit to set the mood

you sit down on the edge of the bed, it’s covered in rose petals

tom hiddleston walks into the room and sits down next to you

he smiles, and brushes a lock of hair out of your face

he leans closer and closer, still stroking your cheek

his lips brush against your ear and he whispers

“dadadadadada afro circus……..”

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teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

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urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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sourandom:

OwO

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pudding!!!

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bluekindofmusic:

if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement

and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter

do people not realize this or

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ishipjohnlock247:

thescienceofjohnlock:

feels

oh god! this still makes me cry

(Source: littlemisshamish)

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whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

(Source: anrdew)

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redvinesandlasers:

“sharing a pizza pie, don’t even need to try”

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