DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH DUH CIRCUS
DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH DUH AFRO
CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO
POLKA-DOT POLKA-DOT AFRO!
i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets
and my personal favorite
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you walk into the dimly-lit room, with a few candles lit to set the mood
you sit down on the edge of the bed, it’s covered in rose petals
tom hiddleston walks into the room and sits down next to you
he smiles, and brushes a lock of hair out of your face
he leans closer and closer, still stroking your cheek
his lips brush against your ear and he whispers
“dadadadadada afro circus……..”
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter
do people not realize this or
“sharing a pizza pie, don’t even need to try”